Beware! Living in Britain is more dangerous than you think!

“For those who, now querulous, wish to keep their biscuit-risk to a minimum, it is useful to note that the Custard Cream is apparently the most dangerous biscuit, with a rigorously scientific-looking Biscuit Injury Threat Evaluation rating of 5.63. It’s practically a sandwich made of guns…”

This made me laugh so much I almost passed out at my desk this morning; Caitlin Moran is a genius!